10. Robert Downey Jr. (he is pretty good in a few things like Tropic Thunder but mostly he's just really manic and arrogant and I hate when he has a goatee)
9. Katherine Heigl (new rule: any role Katherine Heigl is being considered for automatically goes to Kristen Wiig)
8. David Schwimmer (Ross from Friends will haunt me until the day I die. Maybe he's a subversive genius)
7. Vince Vaughn (proof that charisma will only get you so far, especially when you lean on know-it-all-ness as a "facet" to every role)
6. Tom Cruise (just kidding Tom Cruise is f*cking awesome onscreen who cares if he's batsh!t crazy)
5. Harrison Ford (he's in tons of good movies but when is he ever actually playing a character? I'm sure he's really handsome or whatever so he gets a free pass but just because you can turn your mouth sideways in sort of a bemused half-smile doesn't make you a great actor)
4. Sean Penn (pursed lips + bursts of anger = trying too hard. His best role was his first as Spicoli. It's all been downhill from there)
3. Christoph Waltz (loljk)
2. Nicholas Cage (HAHA GOT YOU AGAIN NICHOLAS CAGE IS AWESOME)
1. Helen Mirren (what a terrible "excuse" for an actress JUST KIDDING HELEN MIRREN IS PROBABLY MORE AWESOME THAN ANY OTHER ACTOR)
Honorable Mention: Keanu Reeves: at least he knows what he's capable of. In fact I'm down with Keanu.
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