Friday, April 24, 2015

Top Ten Things To Do While Playing Baseball

10. Scratch the itch downstairs

9. Slap your teammate on the butt because he scored

8. Re-apply eye black in the dugout

7. Say "hey batta batta batta"

6. Spit onto the chain link fence and watch it hang

5. How many double bubbles can you fit in your mouth at once?

4. Tap the edge of the plate with your bat

3. Pick up a small rock and throw it out of the way

2. Visit the mound and talk with your glove over your mouth

1. Say how many outs there are

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