Top Ten Sh*ttiest Car Names

10. Nissan XTerra

9. Dodge Durango

8. Kia Cadenza

7. Hyundai Elantra

6. Toyota Matrix

5. Toyota Yaris

4. Mitsubishi Lancer

3. Mitsubishi Diamante

2. Ford Fiesta

1. Pontiac Vibe

Top Ten Things To Do While Playing Baseball

10. Scratch the itch downstairs

9. Slap your teammate on the butt because he scored

8. Re-apply eye black in the dugout

7. Say "hey batta batta batta"

6. Spit onto the chain link fence and watch it hang

5. How many double bubbles can you fit in your mouth at once?

4. Tap the edge of the plate with your bat

3. Pick up a small rock and throw it out of the way

2. Visit the mound and talk with your glove over your mouth

1. Say how many outs there are

Top Ten Things To Say While You're Playing Basketball

10. "Make it take it"

9. "Shoot for it"

8. "Check up"

7. "And one!"

6. "Time out!"

5. "Ball don't lie"

4. "Your foot was on the line"

3. "Straight up or win by two?"

2. "I'm open"

1. "My bad"