Top Ten Animated Things

10. Ferngully: The Last Rainforest

9. The Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast

8. The Casa Bonita episode of South Park

7. Genie

6. Tina and Linda from Bob's Burgers

5. Mr. Incredible's muffin top

4. Road Runner's complex relationship with Wile E. Coyote

3. The Great Valley from Land Before Time

2. Marge Simpson's disapproving growl

1. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

Top Ten Favorite Simpsons Episodes

10. Homer's Barbershop Quartet

9. Marge Be Not Proud

8. Lisa's Date With Density

7. A Fish Called Selma

6. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

5. A Milhouse Divided

4. The Springfield Connection

3. Radioactive Man

2. Homer Vs. The Eighteenth Amendment

1. The Homer They Fall




Honorable Mention: a. In Marge We Trust, for the Mr. Sparkle plotline; b. Homer's Phobia

Top Ten Friends Episodes

10. The one where Chandler made a witty rejoinder

9. The one where Joey was in a mediocre play, but Phoebe made him feel better

8. The one where Monica was really anal about something interior design-oriented

7. The one where Ross mumbled a lot to seduce a British woman

6. The one where they sat at a coffee shop for like six hours

5. The one where Tom Selleck's dimples were super intriguing

4. The one where Chandler had a kooky roommate

3. The one where Joey was hilariously ignorant

2. The one where Hank Azaria guest appeared

1. The one where they all hung out together forever and everything was OK with the world

Ten Favourite Rap Albums

10. Notorious B.I.G. - Ready to Die

9. Goodie Mob - Soul Food

8. Ghostface Killah - Supreme Clientele

7. De La Soul - 3 Feet High and Rising

6. Common - Resurrection

5. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

4. Outkast - Aquemini

3. Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back

2. Nas - Illmatic

1. Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...

Top Ten Names for Potted Plants

10. Rose

9. Basil

8. Herb

7. Daisy

6. Rosemary

5. Lily

4. Leif

3. Pepper

2. Mary Gold

1. Russell

Top Ten Fictional Movie Titles

10. Behind the Scenes at the Marzipan Factory: Tours of Gold-Making Fun

9. Right Smack Dab in the Kisser

8. The Orgiastic Monastery

7. The Amazing Mrs. Pickledick

6. Edmund: A Butler's Tale

5. I Wish I Knew How To Quit, Ewe

4. Dreams of Milking Aunt Bessie

3. We All Scream for Lice Cream

2. Gary 2: A Sequel of Sorts

1. Feigning Death for Profit

Top Ten Favorite SNL People

10. Chris Kattan

9. Adam Sandler

8. Kristen Wiig

7. Kenan Thompson

6.  Mike Myers

5. Dana Carvey

4. Norm MacDonald

3. John Belushi

2. Kate McKinnon

1. Chris Farley

Top Ten Places to Sit

10. Couch

9. First-class airline seat*

8. La-Z-Boy

7. Love seat (feet up over the armrest)

6. Camel

5. Beanbag chair

4. Hammock

3. Foot massage parlor

2. The throne

1. The top of a kick-ass waterslide



*speculation

Top Ten Months

10. May

9. January

8. June

7. November

6. April

5. October

4. December

3. July

2. August

1. September

Top Ten Things to Light on Fire

10. Fireworks

9. A Christmas tree in April

8. Middle school yearbook

7. Bunches of pine needles

6. Creme Brulee

5. A cardboard box

4. Sheets of paper, one at a time

3. Glass

2. Those thick, long matches

1. Marshmallows

Top Ten Places to Eat in Seattle Under $10/Person

10. Pagliacci*

9. Thai Siam lunch special*

8. Manna Teriyaki (Lake City)*

7. El Camion*

6. Mr. Gyro*

5. Bing's happy hour*

4. Aloha Ramen*

3. Rancho Bravo*

2. Pho Big Bowl*

1. Dick's









*vegetarian entree options available

Top Ten Guacamole Ingredients

10. A Bowl-shaped Object (suggested: a bowl)

9. A Small Amount of Finely Chopped Yellow Onion

8. Cayenne

7. Garlic

6. Corn Chips

5. Cilantro

4. Black Pepper

3. Lime

2. Avocado

1. Salt

Top Ten Kitchen Tools Slash Utensils

10. Spork: If you can only have one utensil...

9. Toaster Oven: Great for melts. You can even bake small things in it. And of course it can double as a conventional toaster.

8. Crockpot: not for every situation, but man - how convenient!

7. Microwave: Just kidding, microwaves suck.

6.. Salad Spinner: If you like salad, that is. If you don't like salad, you might be ten years old! Welcome to the site, precocious tot!

5. Immersion Blender: you can make shakes and smoothies, grind soup ingredients, etc. It's versatile and easy to clean.

4. Muffin Tin: I really like muffins. I don't make them very often, but damn. And I have no idea how one would go about making muffins without a muffin tin.

3. Tongs: Just incredibly handy. It's as simple as that.

2. A nice big pan, with high sides so that oil doesn't splatter: This one is self-explanatory.

1. Garlic Press: My favorite.

Top Ten Bullshit Reasons to Read This Site

10. Page views make the web go round.

9. If you look hard enough, you might find some topless guys! Lucky you!

8. I don't    want         your life.

7. #ashtags! webapps!

6. What is the internet for, if not amalgamations of information?

5. It will be both high- and low-brow. Sometimes simultaneously. Just like Dr. Strangelove!

4. You have nothing better to do. I know that for a fact.

3. Does this look like buzzfeed? I will not make you perform any extra clicks. I will not assault you with information designed to appeal to base instincts or insecurities.

2. I hate all the same things you hate, including politics, big business, and any media that gives people the false impression that things are alright, or diverts them from things that they should be paying attention to.

1. I like long walks on the beach.